January 2012
4 posts
“He can drink too much and still, while standing in a bar parking lot at 3 a.m.,...”
– Roseanne Barr on George Clooney
Watchgastronauts video
December 2011
2 posts
The Wilderness Downtown →
put in your address for a totally personalized music video
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Upcoming Changes to... →
Hilarious
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
1 tag
“You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...”
– Dear Sugar, The Rumpus (via brklyn)
I want this on my wall.
(via laughterkey)
June 2011
2 posts
“The men and women on death row have some combination of bad genes, bad parents,...”
– Sam Harris (via thoughtfulcynic)
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
4 posts
“Comparing truffle oil to real truffles is like comparing sniffing dirty...”
– -Ed Levine
Serious Eats
creepy psychology test →
Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be...
March 2011
2 posts
“All I ever really do anymore is never sleep.”
– found on twitter
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
13 posts
“If you don’t want to go home with your family then go find another one,...”
– Mom to kid at JFK
Flavorwire » 5 Must-Read Small Press Titles From... →
“A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up onto the counter. The bartender says,...”
– Serious Eats
defaced.me - photos of funny vandalisms →
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Mr. Frank Sinatra
“Eats at Yokocho followed by intimate drinks and light groping in the lounge?...”
– Immaculate Infatuation
“Check your straight privilege. “I don’t go around screaming how straight I am”....”
– justjasper, http://justjasper.tumblr.com/ (via cocknbull)
“also, coal as a christmas present at some point was probably extremely practical”
– Dana
10 Laws of Productivity :: Tips :: The 99 Percent →
November 2010
7 posts
“Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he...”
– Bad Sex Award: Irish author Rowan Somerville
“You’ll never find anyone to go with you,” my girlfriend said, making plans to...”
– Gut Instinct | An investigation into the shenanigans occuring between my mouth and my belt.
On Turkeys... →
Heritage turkey doesn’t look at all like what you [usually] see in the market. It’s kind of like a ballet dancer: flat-chested with enormous thighs.
The Canonical List of Weird Band Names | Official... →
Some highlights:
menstrual gravy
anus the menace
much ado about shit
“Get me back to dashed-off postcards and handwriting. Get back to the tangible...”
– - The Morning News
October 2010
3 posts
“You never can change someone else. But you can, if you work hard enough, blind...”
– record producer, Brooklyn
The Idea Room: Jell-O "Blood" Worms →
June 2010
8 posts
