“I’m sorry gmail, I’m creating my online identity...”
— Dana

“Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people...”
—  funny office forward

Brookstone: Mini-Ice LED Christmas Tree...

Grain glossary — Twenty whole grains to cook...

Craftzine.com blog: Recycled Umbrella Shade

Stir - This is the kind of place I'd like to...

List Of The Day: Photobomber Pic Of The Day

"first drafts are a...

“first drafts are a lot like getting your lover naked: you have a lot to be happy about but...

“Yellow text on a white background. We call it death by...”
— Excel Teacher

Vinquire | Search, Review & Buy Wine

Black Rock Yearbook

chinesefiredrill - Vintage Vantage

www.eatmecrunchy.com How it works

wrongcards | ecards that are wrong for every...

Bored?

“the villain is the hero of the other side”
— quoted  by George RR Martin

Amazon.com: The Guerilla Art Kit: Books: Keri...

Overheard at HEB

Guy: Dhould I get her a balloon or just the flowers?
Friend: All of this is bullshit. Get her something useful, like a bag of tampons.
Bag? of tampons!! hilarious. it's like bill cosby's kids say the darndest things, but replaced with guys.

Last Minute Tax Tips and Deductions for...

I’m so copying this!

A softer world sometimes gets it so right I want to go and...

What will your book be?

Too much partying? perhaps. or maybe its just allergies....

Rang in the New Year at a house party and then hit the Grimy...

Perhaps A new Year's resolution?

“There are two types of people in the world: 1) those that...”
— xkcd • Forum

Refreshing Interactive Art by Hannes Broecker — ideas

Excitations

How to make a 3D Snowflake

overabundance

kelly: there was an overabundance of cute boys last night and not a goddamn thing I could do about it. i needed you
me: i hate that I wasn't there. give them my email address and maybe i can practice some hot email sxchanges
Kelly: tom (cute australian)
me: oh man!
Kelly: todd (cute american)
Kelly: and marco
me: poor kelly, drowning in hotness with a wonderful boyfriend at home
Kelly: i know. i had to walk home, roll a skinny joint with what was left, and suck it down voraciously
me: getting high is a good substitute for making out
Kelly: and thank god for the rolling papers...
my attempt with a potato failed miserably

“And I’m not one to move to Bangalore and bitch about the...”
— Austinist: Accidental...

Climate Audit - by Steve McIntyre

PostSecret

Hack Attack: Six Ways to Catch Your Favorite...

Another gem from craigslist or "Its no...

so why is it that i’ havnt received any replys from the realy beautiful girls mabey its...

Scrapblog // Create a world for your...

This is what's out there?

 Occasionally I peruse the craigslist personals.  I don’t usually reply unless someone is...

Browsing through the archives at xkcd, and falling in love...

Feedburner.com

Sympathy for the Devil

While driving to work this morning, I looked down and got so distracted by how perky my boobs look...

10 Attributes of Really Lazy People

Questionable Content

Dora: The boy is skinnier than a slide rule with an eating-disorder
Boy: I appreciate the implication that while I may be freakishly emaciated I am at least highly scientific.

Overheard (read) at Mightygirl

- … He was a magician comedian.
- Oh man! The only thing worse than a magician is a “funny” magician.
- No, it could be worse. What would be worse?
- Magician comedian mime.
- Magician comedian renaissance mime.
- Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ.

“I always thought I’d be one of those cool adults who...”
— Sarah

Overheard in the cubicle

Harriet is on the phone with IT trying to sign into a particular program. She’s been having...

“Joey is a firm believer in the idea that if you can’t...”
— my new favorite blog, a softer...

“I’m talking about simply hacking off the sleeves of an...”
— truecraig at the austinist

I have a total crush on xkcd.

found at flickr. With all the rain we’ve been having,...

Jezebel

Bad Walmart

“like a seal whose flippers have suddenly morphed into legs...”
—  Dooce

podcasting-toolbox

An American Pirate in Paris

“Condiments are like makeup—often unnecessary and easily...”
— Chow

ASL Matchbooks

pimp out your photos

“The man had an interesting life, which most men do who have...”
— Stan Gebler Davies on Joyce,...

“I responded to his comment with my right hand”
— Republican Sen. Charles Bishop...

Favorite wine list headings

Meditative Reds, Sure to Provoke Deep Thoughts A Riesling Odyssey

The Princess Bride

WiFind at lifehacker

Your SCOOBY DOO alter ego

Curious, analytical, and maybe a little smug, you’ve always known you’re smarter than...

Normally, funny saying t-shirts don’t really do it for...

“Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to...”

Energized Soft Drinks?

“We were gone almost a month and everything was sensual....”
— Terry Tempest Williams

Fat-free Potato Chips from ceresandbacchus.com  I’m...

Tinto de Verano

The Hawaiian take on outdoor seating.

Doorknob vase at...

www.5ives.com

Invisible Ink!

“You look good wearing my future.”
— Eric Stolz as Keith Nelson in...

reCAPTCHA - The smartest way to deal with...

“He was never married because he never happened to meet the...”

Austin Wine Festival

“I’ve been having this feeling lately that babies are taking...”
— Sarah Hepola on 4/20/07

The best presents are the ones that aren’t attached to...

“In Spain the have a lot of mosques, but in the smaller towns...”
— 30th Annual O’henry...

Kettle Corn!

"It's about a group of people who society...

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language -...

The secret is out

Daily Candy has jumped on the tumblr wagon… DOTumblrWhat: Create your own blog in less than 30...

I miss the river already…. pics at flickr

Its all an illusion

found at instead of working

LOFT PARTY - cool, unique party supplies,...

Tickle Fancy

How a bobbin works

“Hooray for the Old 97’s! I’m proud of us. Why is Satellite...”
— Rhett Miller

“So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature,...”
— Benjamin Franklin

Male contraceptive

via imgs.xkcd.com

Address to Send Form 4868

Internal Revenue Service CenterAustin, TX 73301-0215 USA I always need an extension

Breadstick Bouquet from Apartment Therapy

Fox is Stupid

“It’s time to start planning your next travel...”
— My Horoscope today via Yahoo

the time has come

“Yesterday it worked.Today it is not working.Windows is like...”
— Microsoft Windows Errors - in...

Thank you for your interest in the internet

“Hey - Mondays rock and it is opposite day.”
— E-mail via Jill

Perhaps a weekend project? These cupcakes look divine.

I love the internet

Thanks to a little Library Thing, I’ve been able to put an annoying itch to rest.  For months...

Library Thing

“Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the...”
— Timothy Cavendish in Cloud...

Knuckle Sandwich becomes Boot Souffle

Overheard in NYC

Man on the Street: Please don't feed the homeless!
Me: (thinking) That's odd, what did he say?
Man on the Street: Please help feed the homeless!
Me: ahh, that makes more sense

“Those Model hugs, they’re all elbows and bones.”
— Natalie

found at xkcd.com

“Hi there. (Sips coffee) Hi. (Sip) Hi. Hi it’s March...”
— The Show with zefrank

CreativeIQ: Set default applications in Mac...

Hooray! The Trapeze is back in Austin. Get ready to fly!

On the TO DO list

I can’t wait to go to NY so that I can become a regular attendee at this

The Future

Jennifer: I've decided I really need to start appreciating this job more.
Leslie: That's funny I've been thinking I should quit this job and get a job in social work
Me: (silently) I've been thinking about moving to New York

Zaadz: Connect. Grow. Inspire. Empower.

Actual is the new virtual

charting what the new what is found at project.ioni.st